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🗜🪐🎅🏻


Dear Santa,


I figured you would be extremely late, in sliding all over the world, to break into people’s property via the chimney, which you will realize it’s nonexistent in modern California homes, 🏡 yet we understand that your illegal elf labors might got sick from the pandemic, or they received the extra money for not working at all, thus the toys & gifts 🎁, are no longer available for you to toss around... we know and feel your pains & outcry’s.


It’s okay, we understand. 🥺


Still, your red fat figure, is the hope of many, in light of the situation, I ask, whenever you get the chance to break into people’s houses, would you please let those EV drivers & Asians, Indian & Chinese people, know, that their driving skills and behaviors, are totally unhealthy while endangering the public safety; I know it’s difficult to wake them up at your usual visiting hours, thus, it’s much easier for you, to just smash and rid of their EVs... 🪓🪚 💣 I’m sure this extra exercise, will relieve the pain you are having with your growing needy elves... it’s not easy to be the bosses these days.. 🤷🏻


From one educated slider to another, I’m sure you knew the torture when unmoved rocks constantly popping in front of your reindeers... blocking your swings and delaying your smooth gliding motion... yes, that awfulness.

🪨🧑🏻‍🦼🧑🏻‍🦼👨🏻‍🦼👩🏻‍🦼🧑🏻‍🦽👨🏻‍🦽👩🏻‍🦽🐢🚗🏎🙈


p.s., don’t worry about those Asians, they tend to spend fortune on things they don’t understand nor able to operate properly. It’s, in their genes. 🧬


Awaiting your red fat arrival, 🦌🦌🦌

Yours truly,

🙏


-TT
Dec. 23rd, ‘20 ☃️❄️