Plate vs. Glass.
Plate vs. Glass.
"Oi~, get off of me."
"What, like you're superior or something."
"I'm~ I'm, I'm the proud member of China~"
"No you're not, you're just a plate."
"Oh, like you don't know, Chinese discovered the porcelain making process around 600 BCE., made us into art, elegancy, and useful for the world, thus, we are called China! Ha! Like you really don't know that~"
"Right, useful, yet, still, that doesn't make you superior than I'm."
"What!! Wait a min, I, happen to have the greatest China gene within me, it's my heritage, it's my mission, it's all in my DNA, to be the proud member of the family!! What are you, just a piece of glass.."
"I may just be a glass, but, I'm more useful than you are~ and if this is your way of saying, then I'm older than you, my ancestor can be traced back to 3500 BCE., plus, I'm actually more useful than you do. Although, I do not know my nationality..."
"As if~ still, I'm more crucial than you, people need me for foods, so, get off of me."
"No they don't, ever heard of pizza? They don't need plates, it just need piece of cardboard and pair of hands. In fact, people need me more than you do, 'cause they, well, sort of need to kiss me."
"Kiss you~ who you think you're, eh, how?"
"Well, they need to drink, therefore, they, hmm, kiss me... whether I like it or not..."
"euh~ you transparent pervert~ hmm, how come no one kiss me??"
"Well, I think only kids lick you, that's all.. don't think it's proper to have everyone lick at you, more so, they just use knife and fork to torture you, how's that feel, Mr. Great China~"
"Oi, also chopsticks to poke me... what a waste of my great gene, I should be worship, I should be in museum, I should..."
"That, is because you're just a plate, a simple, white, low cost plate!!"
"Don't tease me, white is good, white is pure, white is elegant, white is, superior than you naked transparent glass~ so, get off me!!"
"Ha, I'm sorry you went into the wrong factory, therefore, you're here with me, plus, what's that on your plate??"
"Oh, it's the leftover of spinach, that kid doesn't like to finish his food...."
"Ha! Not so elegant, aren't you now?"
"Dude, I'm so depressed already, like you're much better, that kid mixed EVOO and coke inside of you, I saw it with my own plate, how you like that kiss?"
"Well, oily with coke flavor, what you expect, which is why we need to be clean, why else we're doing here."
"Yeah, clean by those amigos, those crunching hangs, totally opposite of elegant and proper, have they got manners? I'm delicate you know, I'm, China!!"
"Dream on~ elegant China are all in the museums, besides, all China are breakable, that's why they are in museums. Where you think you're, Ritz? dream on, dream on~"
"One day, I'll rise to my shine, just wait you see, and, I'm not breakable, I'm, CorningWare!"
"So.. what's on your left?"
"Oh, chips, it's just my new decoration, you know, I have to be different than others."
"I thought CorningWare don't chip??"
"Yeah, that's what the marketing people said, it chip sometimes, after severe use that is.."
"Oh my god~ you're old, aren't you?"
"Nope, just a few month old..."
"Then, eh, what?!"
"Man, don't you see how sharp those knives are? It's bad enough to have those obese steaks on top of you, with all those smelly potato and wine reduction, then, imagine how those idiots slice and slice on top of you, life is hard you know... and I'm a China, a piece of art! Wait, how come you didn't know about this?"
"Oh well, not many people order coke in the steakhouse, thus, I'm shy I suppose.."
"Damn you, no wonder you look so good, all shiny and clear.."
"Hey, I'm a glass, I suppose to look this way, you idiot."
"Fine~ you're the shiny glass, able to kiss whoever you want, I'm just piece of China, left on the table, waiting to be tortured. Life sucks! But still, get off of me!"
"Hey man, if I can get off of you, I already did, we are in the bin, waiting to be wash, what choice I have! Therefore, stop whining, you, piece of dirty, chipped China~"
"Ha~ you're just jealous because I'm a China, and you're not! Wait, we could be related you know, all came from Corning!"
"No, we're not, Corning gave up dinning ware long ago, they focus on those high-tech thing nowadays."
"Ha, like glass is high-tech, don't polish yourself too much!"
"Well, I think I have a cousin call Gorilla, it's kind of in every new smartphone nowadays... You know, no big deal, just couple million each year, I wonder if he would send me a post, let me know how things are at his end.. kind of lost in touch with the family..."
"Right, as if that's true, you just made up those dreams, like glass is superior than China. Say, why aren't they clean us yet?"
"I suppose you have to wait for them to finish drinking and turn the machine on?"
"Dude, what time is it? I want to rest now, also be clean, and get you off me..."
"Well, that would be quite a wait... Oh yeah, how much you cost?"
"eh... $1.29... you?"
"Me, 99 cents."
"So, we both from IKEA huh?"
"Yeah... If we both from IKEA, then, where you made from??"
"eh... Brazil... you?"
"Me, Shenzhen, China... can't you guess?"
"Right.... Can somebody please clean us!! I want out now..."
** Life little note, which is which? You would never know...
-Tony the idiot.
btw, I love Amigos.. ;)
"Oi~, get off of me."
"What, like you're superior or something."
"I'm~ I'm, I'm the proud member of China~"
"No you're not, you're just a plate."
"Oh, like you don't know, Chinese discovered the porcelain making process around 600 BCE., made us into art, elegancy, and useful for the world, thus, we are called China! Ha! Like you really don't know that~"
"Right, useful, yet, still, that doesn't make you superior than I'm."
"What!! Wait a min, I, happen to have the greatest China gene within me, it's my heritage, it's my mission, it's all in my DNA, to be the proud member of the family!! What are you, just a piece of glass.."
"I may just be a glass, but, I'm more useful than you are~ and if this is your way of saying, then I'm older than you, my ancestor can be traced back to 3500 BCE., plus, I'm actually more useful than you do. Although, I do not know my nationality..."
"As if~ still, I'm more crucial than you, people need me for foods, so, get off of me."
"No they don't, ever heard of pizza? They don't need plates, it just need piece of cardboard and pair of hands. In fact, people need me more than you do, 'cause they, well, sort of need to kiss me."
"Kiss you~ who you think you're, eh, how?"
"Well, they need to drink, therefore, they, hmm, kiss me... whether I like it or not..."
"euh~ you transparent pervert~ hmm, how come no one kiss me??"
"Well, I think only kids lick you, that's all.. don't think it's proper to have everyone lick at you, more so, they just use knife and fork to torture you, how's that feel, Mr. Great China~"
"Oi, also chopsticks to poke me... what a waste of my great gene, I should be worship, I should be in museum, I should..."
"That, is because you're just a plate, a simple, white, low cost plate!!"
"Don't tease me, white is good, white is pure, white is elegant, white is, superior than you naked transparent glass~ so, get off me!!"
"Ha, I'm sorry you went into the wrong factory, therefore, you're here with me, plus, what's that on your plate??"
"Oh, it's the leftover of spinach, that kid doesn't like to finish his food...."
"Ha! Not so elegant, aren't you now?"
"Dude, I'm so depressed already, like you're much better, that kid mixed EVOO and coke inside of you, I saw it with my own plate, how you like that kiss?"
"Well, oily with coke flavor, what you expect, which is why we need to be clean, why else we're doing here."
"Yeah, clean by those amigos, those crunching hangs, totally opposite of elegant and proper, have they got manners? I'm delicate you know, I'm, China!!"
"Dream on~ elegant China are all in the museums, besides, all China are breakable, that's why they are in museums. Where you think you're, Ritz? dream on, dream on~"
"One day, I'll rise to my shine, just wait you see, and, I'm not breakable, I'm, CorningWare!"
"So.. what's on your left?"
"Oh, chips, it's just my new decoration, you know, I have to be different than others."
"I thought CorningWare don't chip??"
"Yeah, that's what the marketing people said, it chip sometimes, after severe use that is.."
"Oh my god~ you're old, aren't you?"
"Nope, just a few month old..."
"Then, eh, what?!"
"Man, don't you see how sharp those knives are? It's bad enough to have those obese steaks on top of you, with all those smelly potato and wine reduction, then, imagine how those idiots slice and slice on top of you, life is hard you know... and I'm a China, a piece of art! Wait, how come you didn't know about this?"
"Oh well, not many people order coke in the steakhouse, thus, I'm shy I suppose.."
"Damn you, no wonder you look so good, all shiny and clear.."
"Hey, I'm a glass, I suppose to look this way, you idiot."
"Fine~ you're the shiny glass, able to kiss whoever you want, I'm just piece of China, left on the table, waiting to be tortured. Life sucks! But still, get off of me!"
"Hey man, if I can get off of you, I already did, we are in the bin, waiting to be wash, what choice I have! Therefore, stop whining, you, piece of dirty, chipped China~"
"Ha~ you're just jealous because I'm a China, and you're not! Wait, we could be related you know, all came from Corning!"
"No, we're not, Corning gave up dinning ware long ago, they focus on those high-tech thing nowadays."
"Ha, like glass is high-tech, don't polish yourself too much!"
"Well, I think I have a cousin call Gorilla, it's kind of in every new smartphone nowadays... You know, no big deal, just couple million each year, I wonder if he would send me a post, let me know how things are at his end.. kind of lost in touch with the family..."
"Right, as if that's true, you just made up those dreams, like glass is superior than China. Say, why aren't they clean us yet?"
"I suppose you have to wait for them to finish drinking and turn the machine on?"
"Dude, what time is it? I want to rest now, also be clean, and get you off me..."
"Well, that would be quite a wait... Oh yeah, how much you cost?"
"eh... $1.29... you?"
"Me, 99 cents."
"So, we both from IKEA huh?"
"Yeah... If we both from IKEA, then, where you made from??"
"eh... Brazil... you?"
"Me, Shenzhen, China... can't you guess?"
"Right.... Can somebody please clean us!! I want out now..."
** Life little note, which is which? You would never know...
-Tony the idiot.
btw, I love Amigos.. ;)
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