Plate vs. Glass.
Plate vs. Glass. "Oi~, get off of me." "What, like you're superior or something." "I'm~ I'm, I'm the proud member of China~" "No you're not, you're just a plate." "Oh, like you don't know, Chinese discovered the porcelain making process around 600 BCE., made us into art, elegancy, and useful for the world, thus, we are called China! Ha! Like you really don't know that~" "Right, useful, yet, still, that doesn't make you superior than I'm." "What!! Wait a min, I, happen to have the greatest China gene within me, it's my heritage, it's my mission, it's all in my DNA, to be the proud member of the family!! What are you, just a piece of glass.." "I may just be a glass, but, I'm more useful than you are~ and if this is your way of saying, then I'm older than you, my ancestor can be traced back to 3500 BCE., plus, I'm actually more useful...